Sunday, February 26, 2012

2012 Oscars

When you're watching the Oscars tonight just remember that 94 percent of the voters are white and have a median age of 62. This might seem ridiculous at first but if you really think about it it makes sense.







Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Why Valentines Day is like Getting Audited


I've decided against sharing my personal feelings about Valentines Day for fear it could get me in trouble. Instead I'll talk a little about expectations. Should Valentines Day find it's way into this diatribe so be it.






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