The American President

It is sad that the only surprise during the Presidents press conference was that he did not say he has Tiger Blood. 5 years ago, Charlie Sheen was doing interviews that were more coherent. Seriously, if the CEO of a company addressed the public, in the same manner, they would be fired and their family would check them into a mental institution.

If we didn’t live in a sexist society, Donald Trump would be as respected as Sarah Palin. They both
have the IQ of a 4^th grader and are very difficult to understand when they use words (I can’t believe I’m defending Sarah Palin. Damn you, Donald!).
That groan you heard halfway through the press conference was the collective orgasm of all the Saturday Night Live writers.

Although, the press conference was so incoherent and sadly comical that SNL could probably do a parody without changing any of the words.

God Bless America

One of my favorite Palin Quotes:

“People are looking at Putin as one who wrestles bears and drills for oil. They look at our president as one who wears mom jeans,” Palin said “Anyone who carries the common sense gene would know that Putin doesn’t change his stripes,” she said. “He wants to exert huge power and dominance, so he has to get to those border areas and he has to capture them.”