2012 Oscars

When you're watching the Oscars tonight just remember that 94 percent of the voters are white and have a median age of 62. This might seem ridiculous at first but if you really think about it it makes sense.

We have old white people deciding whom we can't marry, what women can't do with their bodies, and how many lives are worth losing for a three-dollar gallon of gas, the nipples of a beautiful female shown on TV must be blurred but it's ok to show the boobs of a 400-pound man, then it's only right that they choose for us the best movies too.