3 Things Not To Do When Accused Of Pedophilia

Jerry Sandusky has been accused of 40 counts of sexually abusing young boys. This is a horrible crime and there is nothing funny about molestation. However, it is my job to instruct. The way the defense has handled this case has left a blue print for what not to do when accused of sexual abuse. If you ever find yourself in this situation and you are innocent here's 3 things not to do.

Happy Holidays from Jerry

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Things I never get thanked for Part 1: The Last Piece

This is my first entry into my new series: Things I Never Get Thanked For

This is a situation I'm sure you come across often. It's when you're sharing appetizers in a restaurant and you get down to the last piece. Whether it's a chicken wing,  nacho, bruschetta, or that coveted last corndog; most people will be sitting there wanting that piece but not exactly sure how to go about it. (although most people don't fight over the last piece of bruschetta, they just think to themselves that they shouldn't have to split the bill with someone stupid enough to order bread with tomatoes on it)

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Occupy Movement

Taking my pet Bull for a walk on my trip to NYC last month
to get the Occupy Movement started

The Occupy movement has given people a medium to go out and blame the "Man" for anything and everything. This is obviously a good thing. When your life goes into the crapper it feels better when you have someone to blame. The problem is that after several months of protesting and finger pointing people usually stop caring and the Occupy movement likely will just become Occupy. I know this because it has been going on in Berkeley for almost 4 decades in a place called People's Park. Even though it is kind of cool to have a designated area in the heart of the city for the homeless; you are likely to contract an STD during your daily stroll through the park. If you're lucky you will just be harassed for not being a hippie by a former protester/hippie turned destitute/demented person. Either way I'm not sure every major city in America is ready for their own Peoples Park.

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Halloween and Pirates!

With Halloween just around the corner I want to talk about my favorite costume when I was a wee lad. It seemed cool because I got to carry a sword, wear raggedy clothes, and only had to use one eye. However, kids should not be allowed to dress like Pirates.

My parents were not responsible for dressing me like a pirate. It was my choice. I was well aware of the ramifications. However I do not take responsibility for Skeletor, Batman, the Lion, nor the Pumpkin.

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Gay Marriage Solution

I apologize for not blogging in a while but I was busy with my 14 fantasy football drafts. It won't happen again.

Okay back to business....
Gay people have a problem. I know they have a problem because every time I turn on the TV I see this kind of stuff below...... Gay people arguing for rights, Gays going to hell, blah blah blah

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Why you should join my blog

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Vacuum Conspiracy

You ever wonder why your vacuum doesn't work? Well do to plenty of investigative research I have found the answer. Even though I am putting myself and my family in grave danger uncovering this conspiracy I feel it my duty to speak out against injustice. Should anything happen to me I hope that someone will follow up my work.

Old School Hand Pump Vacuum

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