Thursday, March 31, 2016

Batman V Superman

The new Wonder Woman might be the only
reason to see this movie
I have not seen this movie, nor do I intend to. But that will not stop me from critiquing it. 

It is stupid to think Batman would be any more than a wingless fly to Superman. Case in point; In the movie Superman, Superman gets so upset he decides to reverse time. He does this by flying faster than the speed of light. * Let’s do some math. The radius of Earth is 4k miles, the speed of light is 180k/mph, that means that he could circle the earth 7.5 times per second. Basically, he could grab Batman and fly him to Djibouti and back 7 times before Batman could snap his fingers. Not to mention, the amount of power he can generate flying at such a high velocity would literally destroy Batman, every country in his path, and probably the whole planet.

*There is much debate in the scientific community as to whether Superman flew faster than the speed of light, sending himself back in time or flew almost the speed of light and created enough energy to reverse the spin of the Earth and thus reversing time. Let’s just assume the movie intended scenario one and  that Superman isn’t irresponsible enough to reverse the spin of the Earth and risk killing every human on the planet. 

More on the new Wonder Woman, below:

Gal Gadot is the chick in Fast n Furious that was going out with the Asian dude.

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