Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Letter to Hillary

Dear Hillary,

That Berning sensation you are feeling is not the usual one you get from your husband Bill. There is no cream or pill for this. It will only get stronger and more uncomfortable as each day passes. You cannot stop the Bern any more than the Resistance can stop the First Order from building another Death Star.

Informed Voters of America

Polling from Feb 2015 Iowa:
Hillary Clinton 68 percent 
Bernie 7 percent

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